5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

andimage

I really don’t know what I expected.

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jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

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metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

1 week ago·195859 notes · 195,859 notes

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

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whlplash:

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

:)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

2 weeks ago·432115 notes · 432,115 notes

basedgosh:

sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening

2 weeks ago·179561 notes · 179,561 notes

glna:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

2 weeks ago·315385 notes · 315,385 notes

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

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